ChatGPT und Co. - Was Chatbots so schreiben, wenn man sie bittet.

[1987]

Ich halte ChatGPT mindestens für eine nette Spielerei, und in diesem Thread soll es vor allem darum gehen, interessante, überraschende oder lustige Chatbot-Antworten mit dem Rest der Welt (oder zumindest dem Worum) zu teilen.

Hier z.B. eine Erzählung aus einem Paralleluniversum, in dem Werder Bremen 2009 (mit Diego) den UEFA-Pokal gewonnen hat:

"It was May 20, 2009, and the city of Istanbul was buzzing with excitement. The UEFA Cup Final was about to take place between Werder Bremen and Shakhtar Donetsk. The German club, Werder Bremen, was the underdogs in the match, with many predicting that Shakhtar Donetsk would come out victorious.

But, as the first half started, Werder Bremen proved everyone wrong. They dominated the field, with their star player, Diego, leading the charge. Diego was a creative force on the pitch, setting up countless chances for his teammates and scoring two goals himself. The first half ended with Werder Bremen leading 2-0.

In the second half, Shakhtar Donetsk tried to mount a comeback, but Werder Bremen's defense was solid, and their keeper, Tim Wiese, was in top form, making crucial saves to keep the clean sheet. As the clock ticked down, Werder Bremen held on to their lead, and the final whistle blew, with the German club emerging as the champions of the UEFA Cup.

The Werder Bremen players erupted in celebration, hugging each other and hoisting the trophy high. The fans, who had made the trip to Istanbul, were delirious with joy, singing and dancing in the stands. It was a historic moment for Werder Bremen, as they had just won their first major European trophy.

As the team lifted the trophy and celebrated on the pitch, the captain, Clemens Fritz, dedicated the win to the fans, who had supported the team through thick and thin. It was a night to remember for Werder Bremen and their supporters, a night where the underdogs defied the odds and made history."

[1987]

Oder ein kurzes Gedicht über unseren Herzensverein:

Werder Bremen, a club so grand,
Where green and white forever stand.
The River Weser flows near by,
Its spirit echoes in the sky.

With pride and passion in their heart,
The players give their all from start,
They wear the green and white with grace,
And honor their city's cherished place.

[The_Mule#93]

Ok, das ging anders aus als erhofft und anders als gebrieft.

Write a play in which Frank Baumann and Clemens Fritz get a bigger share of the income from the TV marketing rights and achieve that through a trick call to Oliver Kahn. To do this, change your voice. Of course, Oliver Kahn does not want to give any club more income and offers fierce resistance. The call to Oliver Kahn should begin with the following sentence: "Hello Mr. Kahn, this is your mother".

Scene: Frank Baumann's and Clemens Fritz's office. They are sitting at their desks, looking at the club's financial reports.

Frank: (sighing) These reports are not looking good, Clemens. Our club is not generating enough income from the TV marketing rights.

Clemens: (nodding) I agree. We need to do something about it.

Frank: (smiling) I have an idea. What if we call Oliver Kahn and trick him into giving us a bigger share of the income?

Clemens: (surprised) That's a bold plan, Frank. But it might just work.

Frank: ( picking up the phone) Let's give it a shot.

(Frank dials the number and puts the call on speakerphone)

Oliver: Hello, this is Oliver Kahn.

Frank: (in a high-pitched voice) Hello Mr. Kahn, this is your mother.

Oliver: (surprised) Mother? What is going on? This is not funny.

Clemens: (in a deep voice) Mr. Kahn, this is Clemens Fritz from Werder Bremen.

Oliver: (suspiciously) What do you want, Clemens?

Frank: (in a low voice) Mr. Kahn, we have some important news for you.

Oliver: (cautiously) What is it?

Clemens: (in a high-pitched voice) Mr. Kahn, we have just received a call from a very reliable source. They informed us that our club will be receiving a huge increase in the income from the TV marketing rights.

Oliver: (skeptically) I find that hard to believe, Clemens. Who is this source you're referring to?

Clemens: (stammering) Uh, I can't reveal the source, Mr. Kahn. But I assure you, they are very trustworthy.

Oliver: (firmly) I'm sorry, Clemens. I cannot make any decisions based on anonymous sources.

Frank: (in a commanding voice) Mr. Kahn, we are asking for your help. Our club needs this increase in income.

Oliver: (resistant) I understand your situation, Frank. But I cannot simply give away more income without solid proof.

Clemens: (desperately) Please, Mr. Kahn. We are willing to do anything to make this happen.

Oliver: (resolutely) I'm sorry, Clemens. My hands are tied. I cannot give in to pressure tactics.

(Frank and Clemens exchange a disappointed look)

Frank: (defeated) Thank you for your time, Mr. Kahn. We understand.

Oliver: (politely) Of course, Frank. If you have any other legitimate concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out.

(Frank and Clemens hang up the phone)

Clemens: (disheartened) That didn't go as planned, Frank.

Frank: (resigned) No, it didn't. But we tried.

(They both sit back in their chairs, disappointed with the outcome of their trickery)

[BartS.]

Mal 'ne dumme Frage, warum fragt ihr nicht auf Deutsch?

[1987]

Weil ChatGPT nicht so gut deutsch kann und die Sätze oft eine eher holprige Grammatik haben.

[Brudi Völler]

Ok, das ging anders aus als erhofft und anders als gebrieft.

Wie Fritz sich plötzlich wieder versucht als die Mutter auszugeben
Dein erster Satz besagt ja eigentlich klar, dass die beiden erfolgreich sein werden, aber die KI ist einfach zu realistisch.

[BartS.]

Weil ChatGPT nicht so gut deutsch kann und die Sätze oft eine eher holprige Grammatik haben.

Komisch, bei mir sind es nur vereinzelt Fehler.

[1987]

Kann auch sein, hab jetzt nicht die Riesen-Stichprobe. Die Antworten auf Englisch wirkten vor allem dann runder, wenn es um Gedichte und Reime ging.

[The_Mule#93]

Weil ChatGPT nicht so gut deutsch kann und die Sätze oft eine eher holprige Grammatik haben.

Komisch, bei mir sind es nur vereinzelt Fehler.

Bei mir ist ChatGPT in Deutsch auch gut. Ich nutze berufllich aber häufiger Englisch und bin hier dem Herdentrieb gefolgt. In Deutsch verweigert er mir jetzt aber tatsächlich gerade das Schreiben des Stückes. Vielleicht nur Auslastung.

[BartS.]

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Werder Bremen cha'logh jajmey!
DaH jajmey! jImejlaHbe'!
Werder Bremen, qaStaHvIS yIn nuq!

[FatTony]

Angenommen, Tim Wiese hätte damals den Ball nicht fallen lassen....

In this alternative future, Werder Bremen's starting 11, led by the experienced goalkeeper Tim Wiese, dominated the field. Their defense, anchored by the formidable duo of Naldo and Christian Schulz, was a brick wall, providing a solid foundation for the team's attacking prowess.

In the midfield, the tenacious Frank Baumann and the creative Thorsten Frings worked tirelessly to control the game, while Tim Borowski provided a spark going forward. The attacking midfielder Johan Micoud was a constant threat with his passing ability, and his link-up play with the forwards was a key factor in the team's success.

Up front, the deadly duo of Ivan Klasnic and Miroslav Klose caused problems for every defense they faced. Klasnic's pace and power, combined with Klose's finishing ability, made them a force to be reckoned with.

The team's success on the pitch was a result of their strong team spirit and determination, qualities that were embodied by their head coach, Thomas Schaaf. Werder Bremen's performance in the UEFA Champions League was nothing short of miraculous, as they defeated some of the biggest teams in Europe on their way to the final.

In the final, Werder Bremen faced off against Spanish giants, Real Madrid. The match was a closely contested affair, with both teams playing with a high level of intensity. But it was Werder Bremen who came out on top, with Miroslav Klose scoring the winning goal in the dying minutes of the match.

Werder Bremen were crowned champions of Europe, sparking wild celebrations in the streets of Bremen. The team's players and fans alike were overjoyed, with many considering it the greatest moment in the club's history.

The victory put Werder Bremen on the footballing map and solidified their place as a major force in European football. The team continued to perform at a high level, winning multiple titles and consistently competing at the top of the game.

This alternative future was a dream come true for Werder Bremen fans, as their team went from underdogs to champions of Europe. It was a testament to the power of hard work, determination, and a never-say-die attitude, and the starting 11 will forever be remembered as heroes in the club's history.

[emefer]

F: Warum Werder Bremen besser ist als Real Madrid.

A: Es gibt keine objektive Antwort auf die Frage, welcher Verein "besser" ist, da es sich um subjektive Meinungen handelt. Beide Vereine haben unterschiedliche Stärken und Schwächen sowie Geschichten und Erfolge. Es kommt auf den persönlichen Geschmack und Vorlieben an, welcher Verein als "besser" empfunden wird.

K: ChatGPT, du alter Ausflüchtler!

[ozenfant]

lol das ist ziemlich witzig teilweise.
neues spielzeugGPT

[Kilgore Trout]

Midfield maestro
Crafty passes, clever play
Johan Micoud shines.


e:

[Kilgore Trout]

Also Haikus kann er ja, aber Witze....

Ok, can you tell me a joke containing the terms Werder Bremen, Frank Baumann and Elon Musk?

Sure, here's a joke for you:

Why did Frank Baumann, the sporting director of Werder Bremen, invite Elon Musk to visit their stadium?

Because he heard that Elon was looking for a new place to launch his next SpaceX rockets and he thought the Werder Bremen stadium would be the perfect spot for a "Baumann-Musk Launch Pad".


I don't get it. Can you please explain the joke to me?

Sure! The joke is a play on words.

"Baumann" is the last name of Frank Baumann, the sporting director of Werder Bremen.
"Musk" is the last name of Elon Musk, the CEO of SpaceX and Tesla.

In the joke, Frank Baumann invites Elon Musk to visit the Werder Bremen stadium with the idea of turning it into a launch pad for SpaceX rockets, hence the name "Baumann-Musk Launch Pad". This is a play on words because "Baumann-Musk" sounds similar to "launch pad".

I hope that clarifies the joke for you!